Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs, such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Norton Nag 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What am I to do? Signed, Desperate
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. That said, try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to contract viruses, such as Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will generate Snoringloudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT reinstall another Boyfriend program. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.